Rumors swirling about new Bills Head Coach???

With Dick Jauron on the 'Hot Seat' in Buffalo since the teams monumental second half collapse, 

a few names have surfaced as possible replacements.

Of course the big names people are hoping for are former Steelers coach Bill Cowher and former journeyman coach Marty Schottenheimer.

I'd personally be happy with either of those proven coaches, but i'm not holding my breath 

that owner Ralph Wilson's short arms will find his checkbook in those deep pockets.

So, if we're forced to accept ANOTHER bargain basement coach, I have a candidate who has surely been overlooked by most if not all other NFL teams.

Ladies (yeah, right) and Gentlemen, i present;

CatDuck.

The best thing about CatDuck is....he 'gives not a fuck'.
That's what we need in Buffalo.
Think Mike Singletary with webbed feet.

Jauron Quotes // Nilla Cakesters

When coach Jauron was recently asked if there was a danger of 'losing' the locker room in the final three weeks of the season, our courageous coach responded with this rich quote;

"Well, there is a danger of everything"

Here's another gem...

"I'm not overly optimistic"

C'mon.

 I hate typical, canned responses by coaches at press conferences...

but this is the worst, most mindless drivel I've ever heard from an 'Ivy League'

educated coach in the NFL.

My buddy Scott and I used to sit and watch the press conferences on ESPN and NFL Network for hours on mondays.

Always hoping to hear the Bills or Redskins conferences, but usually ended 

up listening to the snooze fest that is Andy Reid. 

Well I'd take Andy Reid's dismissive/grumpy Santa routine over the 

wooden lightbulb that is Dick Jauron any day.

I'm sure Scott would agree.

Here's something else we agree on....

Nilla Cakesters are the Bomb baby Bomb!

Scott told me to check them out a few weeks ago,

and it took me a minute but I'm finally picking up on what he was puttin' down!

Those things are mouth miracles!

Sweet Home...Toronto?!?!

The Buffalo Bills will play their 7th 'home' game this Sunday 

against the Miami Dolphins at the Rogers Center in Toronto, Canada.

Rogers Telecommunications bought the rights to 8 Bills games over the next four years 

for an astounding 8o million dollars.

3 will be pre-season games, 5 will be regular season, record affecting games.

 Sunday's game will be the first.

Some believe this agreement foreshadows a permanent move for the Bills to Toronto.

I'm not of that belief. 

There are notable people with money and sway, 

including the current NFL commissioner Roger Goodell,

 who are willing to do whatever it takes

 to keep the Bills in Western New York.

Here's my problem...

we are playing the Miami Dolphins, in December.

The boys from South Florida are famous for playing like crap 

late in the season when they have to travel North and face the winds,

lake effect snow and generally cold and blustery conditions of Buffalo.

Well, kiss that advantage goodbye Buffalo fans.

Keep your earflap hats and massive parkas at home...

the Rogers center has a roof,

and it'll be closed on Sunday.

So instead of 70,000 crazy bills fans, braving the cold for their team...

this Sunday, if you see the stands, you'll see 39,o00 or so 

confused CFL fans in sweaters and cuffed jeans.

Homefield advantage my nuts.