Flat on his Back...

Donte Whitner, SS, and the man who guaranteed playoffs in Buffalo this year, is flat on his back.
The blow was delivered by New England RB Kevin Faulk, who according to Dan Dierdorf, had done well
'so far this season'...Dan, it's week 17. The season is over in 30 minutes.
Done well so far...you retard.

For the purpose of the photo above, picture Sonny Liston as the Bills
and Ali as the rest of the league.

That play sums up the Bills season, like so many crappy plays this season have.
Fire Dick Jauron.

Correction...it was Sammy Morris (former Bill?) who clobbered Donte.

Rumors swirling about new Bills Head Coach???

With Dick Jauron on the 'Hot Seat' in Buffalo since the teams monumental second half collapse, 

a few names have surfaced as possible replacements.

Of course the big names people are hoping for are former Steelers coach Bill Cowher and former journeyman coach Marty Schottenheimer.

I'd personally be happy with either of those proven coaches, but i'm not holding my breath 

that owner Ralph Wilson's short arms will find his checkbook in those deep pockets.

So, if we're forced to accept ANOTHER bargain basement coach, I have a candidate who has surely been overlooked by most if not all other NFL teams.

Ladies (yeah, right) and Gentlemen, i present;

CatDuck.

The best thing about CatDuck is....he 'gives not a fuck'.
That's what we need in Buffalo.
Think Mike Singletary with webbed feet.

Jauron Quotes // Nilla Cakesters

When coach Jauron was recently asked if there was a danger of 'losing' the locker room in the final three weeks of the season, our courageous coach responded with this rich quote;

"Well, there is a danger of everything"

Here's another gem...

"I'm not overly optimistic"

C'mon.

 I hate typical, canned responses by coaches at press conferences...

but this is the worst, most mindless drivel I've ever heard from an 'Ivy League'

educated coach in the NFL.

My buddy Scott and I used to sit and watch the press conferences on ESPN and NFL Network for hours on mondays.

Always hoping to hear the Bills or Redskins conferences, but usually ended 

up listening to the snooze fest that is Andy Reid. 

Well I'd take Andy Reid's dismissive/grumpy Santa routine over the 

wooden lightbulb that is Dick Jauron any day.

I'm sure Scott would agree.

Here's something else we agree on....

Nilla Cakesters are the Bomb baby Bomb!

Scott told me to check them out a few weeks ago,

and it took me a minute but I'm finally picking up on what he was puttin' down!

Those things are mouth miracles!